In a totally surprising move (Sarcasm alert) Der Trumpf says he is canceling planned peace talks to end the war in Iran because the 18-hour flight to Pakistan just isn’t worth the trouble. He phoned into Fox News to announce the move, saying he’d told his fake negotiators, Steve Witkoff, the special envoy, and Jared Kushner, his son-in-law, to stay home and concentrate on deals to liposuction more billions in Saudi deals.
Not to mention building more Trump casinos!

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