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As further proof that the rancid Trump family will miss no opportunity to trouser as much filthy lucre as is humanly possible, news today that first son Barron Trump is preparing to launch his new get-rich-quick scheme. The barely out of his teens wanker, 20, a sophomore at New York University’s Stern School of Business, is listed as one of five directors of SOLLOS Yerba Mate Inc., a Florida-incorporated startup offering pineapple- and coconut-flavored yerba mate drinks. If it follows the majority of Trump businesses, it’ll be bankrupt in a year.

Coconuts my arse!

No surprise to read that a group of new accounts on the prediction market Polymarket made highly specific, well-timed bets on whether the U.S. and Iran would reach a ceasefire on April 7, resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars in profits for these new customers. An analysis of data from Polymarket, shows that at least 50 accounts placed substantial “Yes” bets Tuesday before Der Trumpf announced the ceasefire in a Truth Social post at around 6:30 p.m. ET. The off-shore accounts embers of Der Trumpf’s coterie of arse kissers are suitably flush today!

Keep it in the family!

Der Trumpf’s threats to carry out mass bombing of civilian infrastructure in Iran present US military officers with a dilemma: disobey orders or help commit war crimes. As I posted yesterday, he wrote on Truth Social: “There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell.” setting a Tuesday 8pm deadline for the Iranians to open the strait of Hormuz or face “Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one”. If the military goes along with it, what’s next… A pre-November election coup?

That AdScam can read my mind!

The so-called President of the United States of America just wrote this on his shitty Truth Social site… “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP.”

Such a way with words!

As an odious example of the current state of the United States, news today that many betting sites are taking many wagers on whether or not the downed US F15 pilot being searched for in Iran will be found dead or alive!!!

Disgusting!

Der Trumpf has just sacked Attorney General Pam Bondi, making her the second cabinet official to be dumped within weeks. In his inimitable wisdom he has chosen Bondi’s deputy Todd Blanche—Trump’s former personal lawyer—and Ghislane Maxwell sweetheart deal organizer, as her replacement. Up next… Tulsi Gabbard? Notice they are all women!

Coming to a Trump post near you!

Larry “Ninja” Ellison, obersturmbahnfuhrer of Oracle, and the world’s most evil man, announced yesterday that it is cutting 18% of its global workforce, so obviously, the stock jumped 6% on the news. Per an SEC filing cited by Reuters, the company had about 162,000 employees as of May 31, 2025, which means roughly 29,000 people are out. At the same time, Meta announced it is laying off 17,000, quoting the reason every major tech company will give from here on out: AI, and the data center buildout required to keep feeding it.

Datazai!!!

A New York times editorial reminds us of what the British and French discovered during World War I when they tried to force passage through the Dardanelles, then controlled by the Ottoman Empire. The Gallipoli campaign, as it was named for the peninsula that runs along the strait, of 1915-16 was Winston Churchill’s brainchild as first lord of the Admiralty. The Ottomans had entered the war on Germany’s side and seemed weak. Britain’s idea was to free up passage in the strait, knock the Ottomans out of the war, and reopen supply routes to Russia. Instead, the campaign became one of the war’s bloodiest disasters for the Allies, killing more than 130,000 men — roughly 44,000 Allied troops and at least 86,000 Ottoman soldiers — and costing Churchill his post.

Trust me!!!

In spite of the ten million turn out for yesterdays marches, most of the media didn’t give it the full recognition it deserved. As expected Newsmax, the world’s shittiest faux news channel described them as being funded by communists, whilst Fox concentrated on basketball, the world dumbest sport, for most of the day. My old mate, Barbra Lippert, points out that one of the best signs she saw while marching yesterday: “The difference between the wars in Vietnam and Iran? Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam.”

Classic!!!

News that Pepsi Global has kicked off Pepsi Football Nation, a global platform designed to bring football, the world’s most popular sport, and the game you play with your feet not your helmeted fucking head, into everyday life from Rio de Janeiro to London. The agency is Big Time Creative Shop and the work will appear on both digital and social. True football hooligans can sign up at their local pub after downing a dozen pints before going out to smash windows and pee on doorsteps.

The George Parker eleven!!!