Americans are pissed off with Der Trumpf’s dumb fuck war against Iran. They are in need of a boost, something to lift the spirits. Indeed… So he just gave a a speech announcing that the White House has ordered 250 brand new Cadillac Escalades, giant SUVs which have a suggested retail price of more than $90,000 each and will cost up to $300 each to customize for secure uses. As he so elegantly put it… “We ordered 250 Escalades. That’s how we look sharp in those cavalcades, you know,” Trump said during a rambling, hour-long address at a General Motors facility in Michigan. “We look sharp in those Escalades. Our guys are very spoiled. They’re very spoiled. They like the Escalade. So do I.”
Ivanka wants some as well!
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