You would think that with all the media coverage being given to Der Trumpf’s 50% tariff war on Canada, the most critical thing we import from them are hockey sticks! If so, does this mean that Ice hockey players will be forced to beat the shit out of each other with baseball bats, croquet mallets, or whatever the fuck you call the things you play lacrosse with?
I’ll stick to Ninja scythes!
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