I am shocked, shocked, I say, to read that Russell Brand’s pubic hair is no longer on display at a London museum of curiosities following the wanker’s conviction and sentencing for rape and sexual assault. Viktor Wynd, the douchenozzle collector behind the Viktor Wynd Museum of Curiosities, Fine Art & UnNatural History in Hackney, confirmed that he removed the treasured artifact from his fucked up collection in the wake of Brand’s legal troubles. “I took them straight off display and have no desire to hear his name again – he has no place in my museum of horrors,” Wynd declared.
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