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Get your arse over to MoreAboutAdvertising and read my latest gem… “Is the ad biz looking up?” Do as you are told and pay particular attention to the last paragraph!

If it works… Don’t change it!

I’m thinking of creating a gofundme account to help Elon Musk return to trillionaire status. Yes, the poor fascist’s net worth has dropped to a mere 700 billion. C’mon guys, cash your illegal welfare check and send the funds to me. I promise to forward it to poor struggling Elon.

Would I lie to you?

New documentary footage shows the late wanker, Lindsey Graham staunchly backing the war in Iran, even going so far as to compare Der Trumpf and Israeli Nazi PM, Benjamin Netanyahu to Franklin D. Roosevelt and Winston Churchill. “We’ve done it,” a cackling Graham said in his office in the early days of the war, “I almost cried. I mean, how long have we been pushing this?” Referring to Der Trumpf, he said… “He’s jacked. ‘Best thing I’ve ever done.’ He loves blowing stuff up.” What a wanker!!!

A word to the unwise…

Over at the New York Times is this… “Why I Sought Out a Taliban Commander I Had Fought.” First as a Marine and then as a journalist, I spent years tied to Afghanistan. I returned one last time to speak to a former enemy in search of answers, and perhaps closure.
I strongly urge you to read it.

The author, Thomas Gibbons-Neff as a Marine 16 years ago.

Liberty Mutual Insurance on Monday introduced a new brand character they say is inspired by a memorable moment in one of the company’s previous ads. Liberty Biberty, a fucktardly fuzzy yellow puppet that wears a crown like the Statue of Liberty, takes its name from a mispronunciation of the brand’s name by a “bad actor” character in a 2019 spot,and we are told is the result of a massive amount of research and the creation of hundreds of campaigns.

And they ended up with this piece of shit!!!

ENGLAND ENGLAND BLOODY ENGLAND!!!
Wow… What a game. Bloody marvelous.
Hope it’ll turn today’s final into a total yawn fest.
Fuck the Argie Bargies.

The French always play a raunchy game!

I have probably drunk in more bars of various types, from ultra posh to despicably raunchy, all over the world.
But today I wrote about my most amazing one on MoreAboutAdvertising. So, pour yourself a drink and read all about it!

You’ll never guess where!!!

Marketing Insider has a piece about the insane concentration of bullshit about AI at the recent Cannes Fuck-Fest. It does however, have this gem… As AI makes polished execution easier to produce at scale, advertising’s central problem will no longer be whether enough content can be created. It will be whether any of it deserves attention, changes behavior, or survives in memory. That nails it!

Kate does not do artificial!

Believe it or not, ranch salad dressing has become the unofficial souvenir of the World Cup. Apparently, hordes of International tourists visiting the U.S. for the tournament have developed an obsession with the condiment. This craze has forced the TSA to issue public warnings that bottles of the dressing in carry on luggage may explode in-flight. To be on the safe side it will be best to chug it at the check-in!

Meanwhile, back at the AdScam ranch!!!

Why am I not surprised to read that one in three British adults (33 per cent) would rather see Count Binface winning the Clacton by-election, a new poll has shown. Only 21 per cent told YouGov that they would like to see Nigel Farage re-elected as MP, while nearly three in four (74 per cent) said that the parliamentary standards commissioner should be investigating the Reform UK leader. Could something similar happen here in the US? No fucking way. Americans have no sense of humor when it comes to politics. Just look at Der Trumpf!

In Britain Trump means fart!!!