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Closet wanker, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is set to unveil the new Donald J. Trump Bridge in East Tennessee today. The ceremony comes the same day the airport in Palm Springs, Fla., is set to take on the Orange Buffoon Trump’s name. Controversy and backlash have followed other efforts to add the president’s likeness to buildings, including the Institute of Peace and Kennedy Center for Performing Arts in Washington. All are a reflection of Der Trumpf’s monster ego and unmatched bad taste.

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Believe it or not, Germans Don’t Love Budweiser. Which isn’t legally beer in Germany, ‘cos it’s made from fucking rice! Yet not for the first time, Budweiser is trying to make it in Germany. But this is a tough time to sell German drinkers on the image and taste of American beer. They think it is shit and they think Trump is shit. A lethal combo!

How about milk instead?

So, team USA got hammered by Belgium in spite of Trump getting the Red Card player reinstated. Does that mean he’ll have to return his fake FIFA Peace Prize to corrupt Infantino?

Meanwhile England charges on!!!

Today at 6.00PM my time, or one in the fucking morning tomorrow in the UK, where the pubs will stay open all night, England will face Mexico, in Mexico, in the round of sixteen. On paper the odds favour the host country playing at an Everest like altitude in tropical heat. Bollocks to that… England will thrash them.

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As of July 1st. Convicted murderers in Idaho will be executed by firing squad. Lynching will no longer be legal. And last meals will obviously continue to be the world’s best spuds.

My last meal will be…

Time to get pissed!!!

Cheers…

Trumpstein Transylvania Officials have finally released a sketch of the mysterious vandal responsible for the reflecting pool fuck up…

He grows it on his head!!!

England just beat Panama 2 – 0 to finish top of their group and ease their way into the final 32. Lets hope they don’t fuck it up and keep progressing. Time for a drink!!!

Kate flies the flag!

After 30 years producing great work, Swedish agency KesselsKramer just closed down. Here were their their coruscate rules of business.

1. There is no formula
1. Make it meaningful
2. Don’t be safe
3. Advertising is unhealthy
4. Meetings are fine, gatherings are better
5. Community = communication
6. No way in the middle
7. Always carry a mirror
8. Ambition needs humility and vice versa
9. Salute flaws
10. Change requires dissent
11. Start small, then it’s all downhill

Coruscate indeed…

Ace fascist Musk has just lost his trillionaire status, according to billionaires index, losing the singular status a little more than a week after earning it. According to the index, Musk’s net worth currently stands at $957 billion — still a staggering amount and well above that of the next-richest person in the world, Google co-founder Larry Page, who boasts a mere $297 billion fortune. If you give a shit, It has been noted that a stack of $100 bills amounting to $1 trillion would extend 679 miles high.

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