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That World War II started. Yes, on September the 1st, 1939, Hitler invaded Poland. Britain and France had a defense pact to protect Poland’s borders. Britain gave Germany a deadline of 11:00 AM on September 3 to pull troops out of Poland. Germany did not reply. So, Britain declared war and the six years of…
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The “War” Department was forced on Monday to deny the U.S. had struck Iran’s main petroleum export facility after Der Trumpf posted a fake AI-generated video showing a attack by American forces. The video, posted on his Truth Social account, shows oil storage tanks and refineries erupting in flames from the perspective of someone in…
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When Der Trumpf decided in his toilet bowl encrusted brain that he would change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America, Canadian P.M. Carney responded on X, writing that the name of the lake had nothing to do with the Canadian province of Ontario — and actually predated the formation of Canada itself. “The…
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I am devastated. I just learned that Dolly has moved on. I know that millions are mourning and I want to say this – more than anyone I have ever known, Dolly will always be with us because she was so present, so powerful, so generous and playful that she is woven into all our…
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Winners of Formula One Grand Prix races throughout the world celebrate by spraying everyone from giant bottles of vintage champagne. Back here in the US, the winner of yesterday’s Trumpian fiasco… The IndyCar’s Freedom 250 Grand Prix in Washington DC, had to settle for glugging the traditional pathetic pint of milk! Probably had a gold…
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You would think that with all the media coverage being given to Der Trumpf’s 50% tariff war on Canada, the most critical thing we import from them are hockey sticks! If so, does this mean that Ice hockey players will be forced to beat the shit out of each other with baseball bats, croquet mallets,…
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Further proof the world is fucked…Manchester United just got thrashed by HULL in today’s Premier League opener! Where the fuck is Georgie Best when you need him?Time for a breakfast beer… But not a Boddington’s!!! The AdScam Eleven!
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Whilst showing reporters around his eighty fucking trillion dollar ballroom construction, Trump came up with some mind boggling information… “This is a great flag pole. It’s tapered. It’s not a straight up and down job. I’m very good at flagpoles! It’s true. Under Biden and Obama the flagpoles were the worst. It was a disgrace.…
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State Representative Angie Nixon, a democratic socialist, who ran such an underdog campaign that she could not afford a single television ad, won the Democratic Senate nomination in Florida yesterday in a shocking upset.With her defeat of Alex Vindman, a candidate with establishment backing who raised more than 16 times as much campaign money, Ms.…
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Remember the deal that Der Trumpf signed at Versailles in June that set an ambitious 60-day deadline for ending the war with Iran and reaching an accord on its nuclear program.That deadline was today, and the two sides are further apart than they were then. Joke talks, such as they are, have focused on reopening…