With all the exciting news about Der Trump’s escape from assassination by hiding in an airline food delivery truck… One major question remains unanswered. Will that truck now be gold plated and be destined for Trump’s phantasmagorical Presidential Library? It will obviously be re-named!

As Karoline Leavitt prepares to step down from her role as Donald Trump’s fifth White House press secretary, never forget that she started her tenure by lying her tits off at her very first news conference, when she claimed that the Biden administration had planned to use $50m in taxpayer dollars to send condoms to…

Remember the 1964, Lyndon B. Johnson’s campaign ad? It opens with a three-year-old girl in a field, pulling petals off a daisy while counting to ten. Then, a man’s voice begins a countdown, and a nuclear explosion fills the screen. Now a Super PAC acting on behalf of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s Senatorial campaign…

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The veteran British journalist and commentator Andrew Neil recently pilloried Trump’s boasts as worthy of the Nobel peace prize he is known to covet. “He, in the past five months, has brought peace to the Iran war eight times,” Neil said sarcastically on Times Radio. “What more do you have to do to merit a…

Late last year, unsurprisingly, Der Trumpf announced a new class of “battleships” named after himself that will be 100 times more powerful than previous battleships and larger than any other ship ever to ply the oceans. The ship’s purported characteristics are so extraordinary that the announcement will surely spark discussion. However, there is little need…

Five times draft-dodger, Der Trumpf, in yet another Truth Social shitty post has cast himself as a battlefield leader in the mold of America’s greatest generals—while appearing to bestow himself with the Medal of Honor for heroism, the nation’s highest military award. He said he deserves it ‘cos he once landed in Air Force One…

FIFA executives and regional soccer associations alike are calling for Ace Wanker, Gianni Infantino’s removal over his plan to sell a $20 billion minority stake in the World Cup to a group of investors led by Thrive Capital, which just happens to be run by Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner’s younger brother Joshua. The deal would…

Why am I not surprised to read that energy companies have posted record profits as a result of the Iran war fuck up, with ExxonMobil’s profits doubling and Chevron reporting more than five times its profits in the same time period last year. A word to the oil companies!

Americans are pissed off with Der Trumpf’s dumb fuck war against Iran. They are in need of a boost, something to lift the spirits. Indeed… So he just gave a a speech announcing that the White House has ordered 250 brand new Cadillac Escalades, giant SUVs which have a suggested retail price of more than…